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Storage Song

Sing to the tune of "Did You Think To Pray?"

Verse 1

Ere you spent you husband's paycheck Did you think to save?
Just a little for the storage?
Just a little for the porridge,
You may need someday?

Chorus

Oh how storage helps the faithful
When the Prophets words come true
So if you would not be crying,
Have some storage too.

Verse 2

When the R.S. tried to teach you
How to quilt and darn
Did you say "I'll never need that"
Did you think it dull and stuffy?
Did you scoff and scorn?

Chorus

Oh, how holey are the stockings,
Oh, how holey the beds.
How I wished I had listened
To those wise old heads

Verse 3

Wheat and beans and salt and honey
May not sound so hot
But if you are going hungry,
If your tummy's cold and grumbly,
They will fill the spot

Chorus

Store some diapers for the kiddes.
Store some toilet paper too,
Store some cloth and thread and needles,
Store some long johns too.

Verse 4

If you think this rather silly,
With these words to you,
Just remember...no man knoweth
When his testing it will cometh,
Yours is coming too.

Chorus

Oh, how storage helps the faithful
When the Prophet's words come true
So, if you would not be crying,
Have some storage too.

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