Storage Song Sing to the tune of "Did You Think To Pray?" Verse 1 Ere you spent you husband's paycheck Did you think to save? Just a little for the storage? Just a little for the porridge, You may need someday? Chorus Oh how storage helps the faithful When the Prophets words come true So if you would not be crying, Have some storage too. Verse 2 When the R.S. tried to teach you How to quilt and darn Did you say "I'll never need that" Did you think it dull and stuffy? Did you scoff and scorn? Chorus Oh, how holey are the stockings, Oh, how holey the beds. How I wished I had listened To those wise old heads Verse 3 Wheat and beans and salt and honey May not sound so hot But if you are going hungry, If your tummy's cold and grumbly, They will fill the spot Chorus Store some diapers for the kiddes. Store some toilet paper too, Store some cloth and thread and needles, Store some long johns too. Verse 4 If you think this rather silly, With these words to you, Just remember...no man knoweth When his testing it will cometh, Yours is coming too. Chorus Oh, how storage helps the faithful When the Prophet's words come true So, if you would not be crying, Have some storage too. Home